answer:Ingredients: - Assorted vegetables (such as carrots, broccoli, bell peppers, mushrooms, snap peas) - Cooking oil (such as vegetable, canola, or sesame oil) - Minced garlic and ginger - Soy sauce or tamari - Cornstarch - Rice or noodles (optional) Step 1: Prepare the vegetables. Cut them into bite-sized pieces, ensuring they are roughly the same size so they cook evenly. Set aside. Step 2: Heat a large skillet or wok to medium-high heat. Add a tablespoon or two of oil, depending on how much you are cooking. Step 3: Once the oil is hot, add the minced garlic and ginger. Cook for about 30 seconds, stirring occasionally, until fragrant. Step 4: Add the vegetables to the skillet or wok. Stir-fry the vegetables for about 3-5 minutes, or until they start to soften. Step 5: In a small bowl, mix together 1 tablespoon of cornstarch and 2 tablespoons of soy sauce or tamari. Pour this mixture over the vegetables and toss to coat. Step 6: Continue to stir-fry the vegetables for another 2-3 minutes, until the cornstarch mixture has thickened and the vegetables are cooked to your desired tenderness. Step 7: Remove the skillet or wok from the heat and serve the vegetable stir-fry alongside rice or noodles, if desired. Enjoy your delicious and healthy homemade vegetable stir-fry!

answer:Sure, here are some additional vegetables you can add to your stir-fry: zucchini, yellow squash, bok choy, bean sprouts, asparagus, and baby corn. As for seasonings, you can add a pinch of salt and pepper to taste. You can also add a splash of rice vinegar or lime juice for acidity, along with a teaspoon of honey or brown sugar for sweetness. You can also add red chili flakes or sriracha sauce for heat, or a teaspoon of sesame seeds for additional flavor. Fresh herbs such as cilantro or basil can also add a nice touch. Feel free to adjust the seasonings to your taste preferences.

answer:Title: The Case of the Covidiots Once hailed as the pinnacle of rationality, the human race is now facing an existential crisis of intellect. The Covidiots are here, led by none other than the Great Orange Flagbearer himself, Donald Trump. In the face of a deadly virus that has claimed countless lives, these Covidiots continue to showcase behavior that can make even the most delirious clown look like a genius. The Covidiots have a strong belief system. They believe that the virus is just like the flu, it's no biggie, and it will go away magically like a cold. They believe that the low testing rate is excellent because if you don't test, there won't be any cases. They believe that the mask is a sign of weakness, and you don't need to wear them if you're a tough guy. They even believe that injecting disinfectants in their veins might cure them of the virus. The Great Orange Flagbearer has been the leader of the Covidiots. He hasn't worn a mask during his press briefings, despite multiple requests to do so. He has even questioned the effectiveness of masks, despite having a team of some of the best medical experts in the world. He has also pushed the medicine hydroxychloroquine, which has been proven ineffective and even fatal in some cases. The Great Orange Flagbearer even recently held a rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, which has now become a laughing stock. He had promised to fill the stadium to the brim, only to be greeted by a half-empty arena. It seems that even his supporters, who are part of the Covidiots, are starting to realize the severity of the situation or perhaps lost faith in their leader. The Covidiots are spreading more than just the virus. They are spreading ignorance and a lack of responsibility. They are causing more harm than good, and it is time for them to stop. It's time for us to start listening to the experts, the doctors, the scientists. It's time for us to start using our brains again, and not let our emotions guide us. The coronavirus doesn't care about your beliefs. It doesn't care about your political affiliation. It doesn't care about your race, religion, or gender. It's a virus that will take whoever it can. It's time to wake up and smell the disinfectants. The Covidiots have had their fun, but it's time for them to go home. We need to work together to beat this virus, and if we don't, we will all lose. Remember, it's not a hoax, it's not a conspiracy, it's a virus. It's real, and it's deadly. So please, for the sake of humanity, put on your mask and wash your damn hands.

answer:Sure thing! Here's an updated version with more specific examples: Title: The Case of the Covidiots: A Nation of Leaders Flounders in Ignorance The Covidiots have burrowed their way to the heart of democracy. The United States of America, a country once revered for its exceptional intellect, is now facing an existential crisis of intelligence. Led by the Great Orange Flagbearer himself, Donald Trump, the nation is blazing a trail of absurdity that would have been laughed out of court just a mere few months ago. But hold on! The Great Orange Flagbearer is not alone. In fact, the Covidiots have extended their tentacles in all directions. Take Vice President Mike Pence, for example. He recently toured the Mayo Clinic, a world-renowned medical center, without a mask despite the mandatory mask policy in the clinic. The sheer irresponsibility shown by the Vice President was as if he had taken a page out of the Covidiots' playbook. Or what about Georgia Governor Brian Kemp, who opened up his state for business too early, despite not meeting national health guidelines? He even went so far as to suggest that he had only just found out asymptomatic people could spread the virus, despite that fact being known worldwide for months. The Covidiots are even present in Congress. Republican Senator Rand Paul, who himself tested positive for the virus, didn't self-quarantine right away and still went about his day-to-day activities. Democratic Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal was reportedly exposed to someone with the virus but had to wait nearly 10 days to get a test due to the lack of availability. It's not just politicians either. There was also a pastor in Virginia who defied the stay-at-home order and held a packed church service, where more than 1,000 people gathered, not wearing masks or social distancing. And let's not forget about the team of astrophysicists led by Neil deGrasse Tyson, who decided that the world needed a physics-based joke that rallied against social distancing. The Covidiots are spreading more than just the virus. They are spreading ignorance and shirking their responsibilities. Their actions are causing more harm than good, and it is time for them to stop. It's time for us to start listening to the experts, the doctors, and the scientists. We need to put our trust in facts, not emotions. The virus doesn't care about your politics, your beliefs, or your social status. It's a virus that takes no prisoners. So, let's wake up and unmask the Covidiots. We must all do our part to beat this virus. Remember, it's not over yet. It's not a conspiracy or a hoax. It's a virus, and it's deadly. So, please, for the sake of humanity, put on your mask, wash your hands, and stay safe.